Asshole Casserole

When an overly sweaty ass leads to undesirable chafing in the area between the ass and balls otherwise known as the angry inch.

I've been working for 8 straight hours and I getting a serious case of asshole casserole.

by Nose Dogg November 7, 2006

Polish Casserole

A low-fat dinner that's great for the whole family!

Recipe:
1 gallon of female nipple milk
2 cups of poop from a 14-16 year old
Three hairs from the ass of a 75+ year old
Semen from a female horse
Urine from a cow
A Greasy Banana (before step two)

Boil for approximately 3 days until sticky and/or golden brown.

Let cool for 7 seconds before serving.

Jimmy: "Mom, what are you making for dinner, I'm hungry..."

Mom: "Are you in the mood for a Polish Casserole?"

Jimmy: "YES! THAT WILL BE MY THIRD THIS MONTH!"

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011

Caspered

In reference to Casper the friendly ghost
when s/he ghosts you in a nice way
you go out once maybe a few times and they respond to you sometimes but the point is getting across that they wouldnt like to see you again
thus,
you are getting ghosted in a nicer way

Friend 1 : "idk what happened, we went out to dinner and now she's not responding how she used to"
Friend 2: " bro beans, you're getting caspered"

by Jackace October 6, 2018

Golden Casper

In the shower standing behind your significant other you pee on their legs and/or feet without their knowledge; often while their washing their hair.

In the shower I gave my girl a golden casper.

by Mstankie69 May 4, 2010

Casper

Old school ganster. Known coast to coast with a good reputation for being straight up, no bullshit, no playing, all heart.

Yeah, I'm Casper. Now leave me the fuck alone.

by Desert storm May 13, 2015

casper the friendly ghost

something that is unseen, unheard, unfelt, or you do not care about

"That guy just flipped you off"

"ah who cares, it's casper the friendly ghost to me"

by Dick33 June 18, 2008

Casper's Showdown

Its where you get a heap of pedestal fans set up around you and you jack off into the fans so that it sprays all over you and you become Casper.

The option to have additional semen pored into the fans is also acceptable.

For instance you are in a warehouse and you set up a circle of fans for a Casper's Showdown

by Symthisis February 14, 2014