Cartman's Mom

Cartman's Mom (n): The Skankiest Hoe In South Park.

While Trying To Find His Father, Young Eric Cartman Finds Himself In A Bar And Shortly Later Finds Out That Everyone In The Bar Had Slept With His Mother.

by Amanda June 28, 2004

Cartman Fatass

A guy/girl with an excessively large ass with a bountiful amount of cellulite. He/she is usually emotionally unstable and can be quite annoying.

You: Look at Sophia! Her ass is hanging so low from all that cellulite.
Friend: And to top it off, she's super annoying too!
You: She's definitely a Cartman Fatass!

by Psycho-kitty May 7, 2014

cartman singer

A person who sings like cartman from south park. These people have the ability to sing so badly that its good.

kyle:*singing poker face badly*
john:*laughing*dude keep singing your such a cartman singer.

by makutassead November 10, 2009

Cartman Day

When an employee calls off sick who isn't because they need a mental break from an annoying, lazy, negative co-worker.

Brianna has been such a BITCH lately so I'll be taking a Cartman Day tommorow.

by Pjtitties January 12, 2020

cartman kinnie

bigot,nazi,edgelord general fucking assholes just like eric cartman from south park

Its just a word why cant i yell racial slurs Ok cartman kinnie

by furbyballs August 31, 2021

cartman's mom

Liane Cartman is often referred to as Cartman's Mom, but the identity of Cartman's real mom is unknown. In South park: Episosde 202, "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", it is revealed that Liane Cartman is actually Eric Cartman's father, which is possible because she is a hermaphrodite, and that another woman gave birth to him. To this day it has not been revealed who the actual mother of Cartman is.

The identity of Cartman's Mom is unknown; the person often referred to as Cartman's Mom is Liane Cartman, a hermaphrodite who is Eric Cartman's biological father.

by Nihilist23 September 8, 2007

Cartman Complex

The Cartman Complex is simple(What'eva I'll do what I want). A person whose poor attitude has been catered to will eventually begin to believe that their attitude is acceptable. When any person attempts to impose any restriction on this attitude, no matter how small, it triggers rage in the person, causing them to act childishly until the target of their rage either bends to their will or leaves.

Naomi Campbell has Cartman Complex

Obama is a great example of Cartman Complex

by Sinschild October 27, 2010