Carnival of Fuckupery

A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.

The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.

by BJ Himself February 3, 2009

ass carnival

A total "cluster fuck" of an occurance; ie a "bag of smashed assholes", a "soup sandwich".

The game turned into a complete fucking ass carnival once it started snowing.

by JonTuna December 30, 2007

citrus carnival

The act of fucking a grape fruit then allowing your girlfriend to eat it while you pleasure yourself.

My girlfriend and I have tickets to the citrus carnival.

Guy1: can you hang tomorrow?

Guy2: No the citrus carnival is in town;)

by backwardsdog December 30, 2013

Cooperstown Carnival

Begin anal sex with recipient in standing position, recipient’s head by her feet. Remove penis, insert whiffle ball bat. Charge folks money to toss rings over the exposed end of the bat and offer prizes to those who get ringers.

I charged $5 for three rings during the Cooperstown Carnival my girlfriend and I threw last night.

by HuskerHammer January 20, 2022

carnival face

a person who has multiple deformities, wrinkles, dented face, and unproportional facial features. hence a carnival worker or carnie.

"Hey Carl, that girl has carnival face."

by Anthony Lanz March 25, 2009

Electric Daisy Carnival

Electric Daisy Carnival is an annual electronic dance music festival held on the last weekend of June in Las Vegas, Nevada, but has also been held in Southern California, Texas and Puerto, making it the largest electronic dance festival outside Europe.

The preferred method to attend EDC is to be rolling your fucking balls off on some x, exos, extacy, mollies, etc.

For extra brutality and bastards that just cannot seem to give a fuck for some reason or another, you will be on LSD or acid and thus will really be tripping your fucking nuts off.

Guy: Hey you want to go to the Electric Daisy Carnival this summer?!?!

Girl: Sure! I'm looking forward to experiencing some music that'll undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of me

Guy: Hell yea!!!!

by Bacon Guy November 14, 2011

carnival penis

A penis when ridden makes you puke.

Dam I love ridding that carnival penis. But I get sick everytime.

by persons123 January 24, 2015