carnal gymnastics

to have vaginal sex or "know" in the biblical sense

"did you see tom with that acrobat last night?"
"yeh, from what i heard they did carnal gymnastics all night long"

by chad michael April 14, 2008

Carna

Roman goddess of locks and doorknobs.
Greek goddess of the heart (organ)

Carna is a freakin hot goddess

by LionTickler March 27, 2009

carnage

if he is not spider-man's most vicious enemy, he definitely is one of them. One unstoppable fucker.

Carnage will fuck you up.

by adrian October 21, 2004

carnal knowledge

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.

"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."

by Kevin July 14, 2008

carnival of carnage

A circus-like gathering featuring amazing rides and performers of all stripes. They bring this awesome show to Carnage, a town in central Indiana every summer. The vendors have by far the world's best cotton candy!

Me and 5 friends from my town drove to the super awesome Carnival of Carnage this year. We had a blast but I got sick from eating too much cotton candy and missed going on the ferris wheel. But I'm gonna go next year I betcha!

by SuperFunDude March 24, 2010

Carnacle

A car that speeds up and tailgates you after you pass it.

It took passing a police officer to scrape off the carnacle attached to my bumper for the last 50 miles.

by DianeOfTheMoon October 4, 2011

Carnacy

Consuming so much meat that you reach a state of flesh-induced delirium.

Derived from the combination of Carnivore (meat consumer) + Lunacy (the state of being a lunatic, or crazy as a result of being moonstruck)

I'm in a serious case of Carnacy from last night's BBQ.

by CarnacyCreator February 12, 2014