crandallcakes

A person who is always trying to one-up you; usually poor and jewish in nature; not very well-liked and often joked.

Nobody tell crandallcakes where were going. I don't wan't that fag to cockblock us again.

by ryandog69 March 29, 2009

Crandal

Crandal is an acceptable definition for a man with very little regard for personal hygiene, an irregular countenance (weird looking) and very poor spelling abilities. Crandals are often known to ride unicycles and twirl fire sticks.

"What's that terrible smell? It's awful!"
"Must've been that guy who was swinging on the tram bars."
"Eww, what a CRANDAL."
"Yeah, gross."

by Celooste June 11, 2008

Caranialrectumitus

Medical condition wherein one's head is up one's ass.

After Dave backed the car into another parked auto his passenger calmly noted, "You are obviously suffering from Caranialrectumitus today".

by John Morse May 12, 2006

caranfa

italian male who loves his girlfriend, and treats her like a princess even tho she won't eat a breakfast made specialy for her!

Damn that caranfa dosent know what he is getting into!

by youijk897 December 27, 2007

Crandabulous

1. Jeffrey Gray's alter ego.

2. Both fabulous, and cranberry flavored.

1. "O JEBUS A ROBBERY, CALL CRANDABULOUS!"

2. "Man, that video game was so fabulous I swear I could taste cranberry for a second."
"There's a word for that.
CRANDABULOUS!"
"WHOA!!!!!"

by Sean 'Maddok' McCluskey October 22, 2008

Crandal

A way to describe a negative thing

Man that off milk is crandal

by BTowns July 10, 2015

crandall tx

Home town of the one and only Colton Mathis.

Man I wished I was from Crandall TX.

by Cocomatmat May 1, 2018