chaptitude

the foresight and natural, well honed ability for doing all things chap'like at all times regardless of weather conditions, political stance or job description.

Rupert - "My my old boy you're dressed well but appear to be missing your handkerchief. What happened to it?"

Tarquin - "I gave it to that rapscallion to wipe his face down after we threw it down in fisticuffs behind the Dog and Duck."

Rupert - "What chaptitude you have sir."

Tarquin - "Indeed."

by wookiedai September 13, 2011

Craptitude

noun- A person or object's potential to be utterly crappy and pathetic.

That kid has a high craptitude. I doubt he'll amount to much.

Stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a craptitude of 4200.

by The 42nd December 9, 2012

Cratitude

The feeling of being so grateful, so filled with gratitude, that you have the overwhelming urge to cry.

Tears were streaming down Micheles' face because she was so filled with cratitude as she walked across the stage to receive her award because she knew she wouldn't be there if it wasn't for the support of her friends and family.

by M&J Visions, Inc May 8, 2018

Cuntitude

A trait that causes someone to act like a cunt.

I've met the people at my school that were the actual dickhead. As adults they're perfectuly normal people but I know they have just learned to conceal their inner cuntitude and if they needed to bust it out it's just simmering under the surface.

by SipsIsDaddy February 22, 2021

cuntitude

Ability to pull off wearing a hat

He has so much cuntitude, but his friend Frank doesn't really have as much.

by lightlysalted October 30, 2007

crapitude

a combination of crappy and attitude:to have a shitty attitude.

The staff at my local Husky store have some serious crapitude.

by Ali holla January 27, 2007

crapitude

something that looks terrible

This painting is a swirling miasma of crapitude

by steve austin July 20, 2004