Carpenter's Wet Dream

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009

cappertin

NO CAP LMAO
FRFR
😂😂😂

anybody: *says anything*
vars: LMAO NO CAPPERTIN

by BLACKPINK100 October 16, 2020

Capped Out

When someone is caught in a lie, doing too much, or saying something dumb

Person 1: *says or does something dumb or out of pocket*

Person 2: “Man you capped out”

by yurrritscap August 24, 2021

Non cappin

When somebody is not lying

Josh was telling everbody that he didn't pass the 2nd grade is was non cappin

by Bootysctatxhe November 17, 2019

carpenter's macarena

Looking like a line dancer at a wedding, the act of a carpenter looking for a pencil, putting his/her hands behind both ears, then both shirt pockets, then both front pants pockets, then both back pockets, then spinning in a circle looking on the floor, scratch top of head...repeat.

Billy looked like he was doing the carpenter's macarena, looking for his pencil.

by dacabinator December 6, 2007

Cappin the dragon

Surgery reversing circumcision reattaching the foreskin through a delicate process involving the skillful hand of a Jewish surgeon. The process can only be completed if the foreskin has been saved since conception. No skin graphs are allowed you sick fucks. The surgery is completed with the blessing of the god parents soothingly stroking the foreskin till it regains proper circulation.

Jake was at the local barber shop when he over heard a conversation among his local dirty compadres. He was curious to as what was adrift. They responded "ese nostros cappin los dragons." Jake thought to himself the dirty Mexicans are catching dragons in glad wear? (I'd use hispanic but Im a racist.) He was quickly filled in and left with an enthusiastic smile of optimism.... Cappin the dragon!

by semalancho June 13, 2010

crappening

something that happens, an occurance or event. it is used specifically in inquisition, and is featured in the motion picture Joe Dirt.

A bro, or brosky, will walk through your front door unbeknownst to you with a twelve pack of rolling rock or corona, at which point you exclaim: "What's crappening?!"

by corey c. October 23, 2006