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Cottonelle Caper

The loose piece of toilet paper that often floats up out of the bottom or throat of the toilet. This is usually cause by too many things being swallowed by the Toilet Monster at one time. Looks kind of like a ghost.
The Toilet Monster was full after my serious two flush mega casper-the-friendly-compost, infinite-firehose, shit. So it puked back up a Cottonelle Caper for the dog to play with.
by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011
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Pizza Capers

A term used to describe businesses that are managers by insecure assholes who believe that standing in a store and waiting for their food product to be prepared is "pressuring their workers".
I was at maccas yesterday waiting for my order and the manager came out, accusing me of pressuring his staff by just standing there and looking at things. When I said I wasn't he then disagreed with me and made a whole song and dance about it. It was such a pizza capers moment....
by Rtard41 June 8, 2021
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Capering

“Ew - what the hell are you doing?”

Shit I’m Capering!”
by Victorish Seal Mousse May 13, 2018
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Convergys Caper

An event where someone who leaves their seat to take care of something and return to find the seat taken. Much like at the Convergys call centers.
I got up to use the toilet and my seat was taken when I got back. There it is…the convergys caper!
by NKY Opinion Master October 18, 2025
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Caper

She is an amazing person with a great attitude sometimes. She won't take any shit from anyone. She is the most interesting girl you will ever meet, she has big a big smile. The best friend you will ever have if your as popular as she is. Even though sometimes you may feel she is a backstabbing bitch, she can still be a very nice person .
Person 1: “There goes Caper”
Person 2: “yup”
by A forgetful person January 28, 2019
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Capers

The bud of a bush that grows under water, in and around the Mediterranean region. This bud is used to flavor dishes around the world. They are found near coral reefs, so we need our reefs to stay healthy!
These buds must be capers!
by caperbot12 January 24, 2020
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christopher capers

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by #Lawceyana Cris June 6, 2021
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