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Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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Carolina

A girl who hides her feelings because she’s been hurt too bad. If she opens up it means she trusts you a lot buddy! Hurt her she’ll never be the same. You’re missing out.
Guy: hey we needa break up

Carolina : it’s okay, anything you want.
by Single11 October 21, 2019
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Caroline

Caroline is truly one of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is kind, funny, and most of all smart. If you ever have an opportunity to meet a Caroline, you will wish to meet her again.
Caroline is the most wonderful girl.
by Carolineisthebæ February 27, 2015
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Mike Colin

Under-appreciated musician/producer/songwriter from Denver, Colorado whose business manager, Paul Holmes, lied to Denver media in an attempt to ruin Mike's career. (See westword.com, Mike Colin RIP).
by T Douglas January 17, 2009
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I ain't calling you a truther!

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.
Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
by uberSMACK September 12, 2014
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Miss South Carolina

A title associated with Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007, made famous by her answer to the following question asked by Amiee Teegarden:

"Recent polls have shown a fifth of American's can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

To which Miss South Carolina replied:

"I personally believe that U.S. American's are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
I am so jealous that Miss South Carolina has been everywhere like such as!
by Rosse September 28, 2007
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Carolina Road Dog

Are you kidding me? The Carolina Road Dog strikes again.
by the big cheeese September 26, 2008
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