canton, MI

the most boring place you could ever live

Dude1:hey what do you want to do today?
Dude2:idk we could go to the nowhere and do nothing.

canton, MI

by boredcantoner August 20, 2011

Canton Wafflehouse

A sexual act when the man (or woman) shits in a waffle iron, cooks it, then forces his or her parter to eat half while fucking that partner with the remaining half.

"Did you hear? Dekoda gave Dustin a canton wafflehouse at the party last night."

by Funnyman37 November 1, 2016

Cantanope

A double negative assertion combining can not and nope. When there is 0% chance that something will happen. An emphatic NO. Coined during an enlightened mushroom trip by the legendary couple Vince and Grace the term is often used by high intellects and geniuses as one word answer to ridiculous questions.

Chad the traitor: Can you hire me in your new company?

Vince: Cantanope!

by VncGrc129 November 24, 2021

Cantankerous

Some one hard to get along with, argumentative, and uncooperative.

Sue Murphy is so cantankerous. She's like a dog with a bone- she just won't let things go.

by Ilovemyself March 10, 2017

Canton, MI

A city in Michigan where people go on red and stop on green. If you drive a red pickup truck, you're getting pulled over, ticketed, possibly jail, probation and hella fines

" hey man, wanna go to canton, Michigan ?"

"Nah dude, I'm not trying to get flicked today"

by Canton Michigan January 15, 2018

Cantonese

1. A Sinitic language spoken mainly in Guangxi, Guangdong, Macau, and Hongkong.

2. Someone from Cantonese speaking areas, in particular inhabitants of Canton ( Guangzhou )

4. Anything related to Canton

a. Woooo I love Cantonese food it is absolutely delicious! 😋

b. Sorry, I don’t speak Cantonese.

c. I just bought some traditional Cantonese mooncakes from Fatshan ( Foshan ), it’s amazing!

by I ❤️ baguette 🥖 August 7, 2021

Canton, Ohio

Canton, Ohio is possibly the worst place to live. We have everyone here from greasy little scene kids to ghetto ass bitches. If you live in Canton, you probably want to kill yourself right now. If you plan on staying in Canton for the rest of your life, you're a dumbass, go make something of yourself. This town will suck the life out of you.

Sarah: "You live in Canton, Ohio?"
Kelsey: "Sadly, yes."
Sarah: "Get out, as soon as you can. GET THE FUCK OUT."

by Niggersss69 May 20, 2011