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Catonese

The sophisticated and mysterious language of our feline overlords. Especially when used to control their human minions.
This morning, my cat beckoned me with regal catonese, signaling that it was time for his breakfast to be served promptly.
by BebberoniBizza August 27, 2023
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Cantonine

Cantonine is a pretty ugly person, she's right handed and she has a twin. (Her twin is always better than her and prettier.) Cantonine is probably dating a boy with the name Filip and they have been dating for at least 3,5 year. Cantonine is the most fake person you'll ever meet. She's probably friend with a person with name Segen and Segen is a snake, they both are. And they lie a lot, if you see this and know a Cantonine... Stop being her friend.
Guy one: Is that Cantonine, Filip's boyfriend?

Guy two: Ew, yeah. She's a snake tho.
by dontaskidunno August 26, 2020
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Cantonine

Cantonine is probably a twin, right handed and the ugly one of the twins. She probably has a boyfriend with the name Filip, they have been dating for 3,5 year or something. She's a snake, and is probably friend with Segen. (Also a snake, and moves a lot.) Cantonine is not someone to trust, if you see this stop being her friend..
guy one: is that cantonine? She's a snake!
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guy two: I know!
by dontaskidunno August 27, 2020
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cantone

A male, often Hispanic, with the utterly annoying innate ability to convince members of the fairer gender to perform shameless sexual acts upon them, often with little or no effort on the part of the cantone. Often these preternatural abilities manifest at a very young age. The earlier the cantone’s abilities appear, the more powerful a contone he will grow up to be.
My boy was putting the moves on Anthony's little girl the other day and he's not even three yet! That's RIGHT! My boys going to be a master cantone before he's in pre-school!
by Jason Sanford January 10, 2006
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kantonese q-tip

busting a nut into an un-willing partners ear.
by chuck August 18, 2003
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cantinese

a language made up by a black kid in suburban philadelphia named chris. the language takes regular english and takes the first letter(s) (more than one if it is like ch or sh) off the word and replaces it with a y. it does not take all the words and do this, only ones that make sense with a y.
your so annoying just yut up, yackbar
by conor March 31, 2005
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canyoneering

The act of racing through twisting roads for the pure thrill of it. It matters not what car you are in as long as you are pushing that vehicle to its limits. Some of the most common cars for canyoneering are : The Subaru Impreza, Nissan 240SX, Mitsubishi Evo, and strangely enough the Pontiac Grand Am.

This practice is based loosely on the practice of the drifting that was started in the canyons and mountains of Japan. But we don't go sideways on purpose.
Craig: I found this excellent road off of Santiago Canyon. There is a part where it looks like the road ends.

Stephen: Thats ridiculous, we should go canyoneering through it this afternoon.

Craig: Canyoneering Aho!
by fearthis November 12, 2008
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