Canner

Amount of cans (esp. water based alcohol) that it takes to complete a walk.

That took ages it was definitely a 3 canner

by Hof500 October 1, 2020

canner

(adverb) done in a lazy and unmotivated, or potentially socially awkward manner

"Hello there" said the young man to the woman in a canner way

They were new and felt canner about their new jobs

by Purple the fish November 29, 2020

Shawn Connery

AKA the James Bond Disease. the culmination of every VD in one.( minus aids and herpes )

"That guy sleeps with every chick he meets." " I know, if he isn't careful he could catch Shawn Connery"

by MattDaddy June 18, 2012

The Sean Connery

When you are having sex with your partner and you say "that's not what your mother said!" over and over and when you plan to finish you have to say " don't you wanna see what I'm gonna wager?" (in a Sean Connery Scottish accent)

My girlfriend and her husband did The Sean Connery last night.

by LexMad July 12, 2017

connery

And lets not forget in addition to being a Knight and the biggest meme of all time, 007 had the largest body of work in Hollywood - He was Mr. Universe and put Rolex on the map. Fucker infiltrated American culture like nobody's business - and went on to a career as an Oscar winning character actor - anybody who can boldly slap a bitch in the face and their career taking off even bigger as a result is a success on that alone in my book. He outlived and outranked everyone he ever came across- even Marlon Brando - even Arnold - Sean Connery was simply the greatest of all time and nothing less. He will be forever slapping and owning everybody's ass forever for all time while laughing about it because it is just to much dam fun and if your not down with that he will just pull out a gun and put a hole in your stomach and watch you bleed out. Then he will pull out a shitty plastic weed pipe marketed by China in his likeness and smoke your ass after picking you up and breaking you over his knee then suplexing your your ass off a bridge and then getting in a submarine car while wearing his Rolex Submariner to maliciously shoot lasers at your rotting corpse - then he will find new ways to fuck with you some more.

Sir Connery just hoaxed your c@ndy ass

by King Krap October 31, 2020

cunnery

cunnery describes that quality possessed by so many teenagers that makes them naturally alienated. if someone is a cunnery person they have a natural ora of wierdness, the smell of lemon curd sandwhiches, skin problems, and too much time to spend with childrens modeling kits like k'nex etc.

''nah, i wouldnt mate shes really cunnery''

by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

Sean Connery

Sean Connery is a now-retired Scottish actor whose career spans 1954-2003. He is best known as the first man ever to portray Ian Fleming's fictional British spy James Bond. He played the character in 6 films: "Dr. No" (1962), "From Russia With Love" (1963), "Goldfinger" (1964), "Thunderball" (1965), "You Only Live Twice" (1967), and "Diamonds Are Forever" (1971). He is also famous for portraying Indiana Jones's father, Henry Sr., in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989). Other notable films are:

"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" (2003), as Allan Quatermain

"The Hunt For Red October" (1990), as Captain Marko Ramius

"A Bridge Too Far" (1977), as Major General Robert E. Urquhart

"The Rock" (1996), as John Patrick Mason

"First Knight" (1995), as King Arthur

"The Untouchables" (1987), as Jim Malone

"The Molly Maguires" (1970), as Jack Kehoe

Sean Connery is one bamf.

by locutusofdouche February 17, 2010