1. Creepy Creepertin, that guy you know that is just awkward to be around.
2. Another term for a male virgin, not by choice.
2. Another term for a male virgin, not by choice.
A: What about that guy you met last night?
B: That guy? O he was a total Calastana.
A: Ouch. I hope you didn't accidently give him your Number...
B: That guy? O he was a total Calastana.
A: Ouch. I hope you didn't accidently give him your Number...
by Calastana May 25, 2014
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Every morning, dad would walk down the hallway to my room, kick open the door, hyke up one leg, and wake me up with his morning canvas ripper.
by Ibin Yankinoff March 30, 2017
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Get the cantastic mug.Candas can be a cold hearted bitch to some who she fears will come for her. But she is a really good friend to those she loves.
She protects her loved ones all the time. She is a very funny person, but people take her humor as being a asshole . She falls in love easily so she like to keep her distance. If you find a candas, keep her close.
She protects her loved ones all the time. She is a very funny person, but people take her humor as being a asshole . She falls in love easily so she like to keep her distance. If you find a candas, keep her close.
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