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Kaniption

When someone sees your tits or someone elses; they have a KANIPTION
I had a kaniption when I saw Lauren's tits
by OBAMANATIONZ November 13, 2011
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ciniption fit

a fit of temper displayed - all at once, usually with no real reason for the outburst
oh look at tom, he's having a ciniption fit.
by woofytoyou March 3, 2011
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Piela Caption Crunchy

omg did you see how hot Piela Caption Crunchy look in their new Snap story?!
by dahyuns REAL WIFE February 19, 2022
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coniption

to have a semi spaz attack while laughing to hard at a joke;can cause heart attack for the fairly old
the girl was having a coniption while laughing at a inside joke she was sharing.
by MSHS chemist January 30, 2010
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closed caption

a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.
Closed captioning brought to you by Checkers.
by britt November 12, 2003
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coniptionista

A person who is prone to outbursts of an excessive nature, usually over petty subject matter.
That fat lady (over there) is a coniptionista. All it takes is the slightest reference to something being overweight and she blows up. Often she gets outraged because people move out of the way as she lumbers down the street and moves into full coniptionista mode by launching into a tirade about prejudices inflicted on fat people, how requiring a fat person to purchase two seats on an airplane was unfair just because they are over 500 pounds, that there is a conspiracy by ruthless corporations to hypnotize people to overeat, how fit people are really fat people with low self-esteem, and so on. A coniptionista is very easily inflamed and readily seeks obscure reasons to explode and cause tension. Full coniptionista mode is achieved by foregoing all formalities and swearing in a manner that would embarrass sailors.
by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012
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catniption fit

Cats like to get a little loopy now and then, too. When their owner places catnip at their feet and they dose up, the behavior that ensues is a catniption fit.
I gave Casper a pinch of catnip, and he's going nuts...a regular catniption fit!
by ElCommissioner November 29, 2019
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