Calum Hood

As he said: Hi I'm Calum Hood, I play bass in a band, 5 seconds of summer.
Source, Cocktail Chats, every fucking episode bc he is afraid that we actually forget who he is

- Oh God, I need 5sos to drop the new Cocktail Chats episode. I need to know who is their bassist. Was it Column? Candle? I forgot his name.
+ Oh, you mean Calum Hood?
- That's what I thought!!

by Martina_loves_drunkSOS July 10, 2018

calumhoodmakesmenut

because he's a nutmaker, wth do you think

"CALUMHOODMAKESMENUT"

by calumhoodmakesmenut December 8, 2018

Cal U

Welcome to Cal U of PA. Our college is located a few minutes off of I-70 and is basically a mile long. Yeah, there may be one gas station, one stop light, and no fast food, but we know our way around a good time and always have a drink in both hands. Worried about finding a place to park? Don't worry! With our broken down $20 million parking garage that is not accessible, you can find a good spot down in the river lot, don't forget to bring some popcorn because you'll be stuck at the train tracks for a solid 15-20 minutes. Just another excuse for us to be late to class. Looking for good eats? Had a stressful week? Don't worry, with our thirsty thursdays you'll be lucky to find yourself at the same damn party every week. Located in the middle of nowhere and looking for a nice place to hike? Well today is your lucky day because the only place to hike here is from Qwik Fil down to good old Todd's. Here at Cal U we get fantastic education and even though we are a small school that people constantly ask why we live in PA if we go to school the whole way in California, you'll always find us gathering in a giant circle with our arms around each other singing the great Wagon Wheel and tossing back a can of Natty Light because let's face it, that's really all we can afford. So cheers to another semester, because no matter if you transfer or graduate, us rat bastards always find our way back to the old town of California, Pennsylvania.

Those cal u bitches are crazy

by Anonymous16247 February 23, 2019

Calum Hood

A band member from 5 Seconds Of Summer whometh is amazing and I think his beauty marks are overly underrated. He is a cute ball of smash who I think is not appreciated as he should be. Anyway.

Isn't that Calum Hood? Yes. Yes it is:)

by itsherofcourse December 2, 2018

Calum Hood

The amazing bassist of 5 Seconds of Summer. Extremely gorgeous and talented. Definitely one of the best (if not the best) bassists ever. Adorable as well as sexy, extremely funny, and overall amazing. Lots of BDE

who’s that amazing bassist?
Calum hood, you insolent fool.

by IFUCKINGLOVECALUMHOOD April 15, 2019

Calum

General Fitty! Tends to be really good in bed and has the biggest penis for his age. As soon as you see Calum, you fall in love with his dreamy eyes straight away, he’s body is amazingly toned and he is not afraid to tell you his feelings. Might drop a dick pic or two, but with a simple snapchat you can fall in love with Calum instantly. His dirty talks send girls insane and make them want him even more. He’s not afraid to do anything with girls and is generally a straight lad. If you get calum, he will treat you like a princess and make sure all you’ve ever wanted is catered for. Even though his dirty mind will drive you insane he is the gentleman of the block. Although Calum may act like he likes you at times, sometimes he’s just using you for a bit of fun so be careful. Every girl wants calum. He’s just so perfect!

Chelsea-“Hey louise, have you seen Calum around today?”
Louise-No but you should have seen the snaps he sent me last night. Pure sexiness! I think I really like him this time.”

by Chelsea A.x April 14, 2019

Calumet

another name for peace pipe,

City south of Chicago

Calumet Park
Calumet City, Illinois

Hon, have you seen my peace pipe?

I think your boss took it.

Saints, tells boss to give her back her peace pipe.

by Saints September 22, 2003