callan johnson

Very nice bloke with a huge Johnson

Hello Callan johnson your a nice guy wow what a Johnson you have there

by Callan Johnson November 22, 2021

Callan

A god among men that's gets unlimited bitches

Is he a callan

by A callan April 9, 2022

Callan

Callans be showing you a tik tok. Callan be ignoring you on his phone. This do in fact be Callan.

He showed me a tik tok the other day and then ignored me after I the tik tok was over. Must've been a Callan.

by wordsarentreal78 April 15, 2022

Callan

Has balls bigger that earth is god also very gay-Alex C 2021

“Hello Callan”
“Fcuk me dad”

by bYTE2 November 2, 2021

Callan

The wattpad story of a E-List celebrity and B- List celebrity

Nico: “ Hey did you see My B- list celebrity bf Tallan with that new E-list celebrity ?”
Ed Sheran: “ Yea Coreyon , they are so cute together! Their ship name is Callan!”
Nico: “No he’s mine your gonna make me transform.”
Ed Sheran : Woah Nico calm down you have a gf , and Coreyon is only a E-Celebrity.”
Nico: Run IM TRANSFORMING INTO MY WOLF FORM UGHHH RARGHHHH !”

by 2k22LIYAH February 18, 2022

Callan

Let’s say an in denial Athlete and a not in denial Tik tok star , names at random, start dating umm their names are Tallan and Coreyon.

Nico: “Did Tallan get with someone new yet?”
Joseph(Aka Ed sheran) : “Yea , Coreyon they’ve been together for a week.”
Nico: *Starts hysterically crying* W-What is their ship name?”
Joseph : “Oh, It’s Callan. They are #Socutetogether. #bettertogether .”
Nico: “He really left me for that *HOWLS* I-I’m to s-s-short oh no I’m transforming.”
Joseph: “ Oh no my Nicodo avocado.”
Nico: “R-RUNNN.”

by 2k22LIYAH February 19, 2022