calaberdan

the act of being even more retarded then hilary clinton.

U R a freaking calaberdan!

by ash3r February 5, 2008

Calacanis

A tech-related hoax created to garner as much attention as possible for the poster. Examples include the buzz surrounding the Apple iPad.

Some random iPod repair company claims they have the first parts for the new iPhone. Sounds like a Calacanis to me.

by jacobfox February 8, 2010

Calacker

Somebody who slacks off beyond slacking off. The biggest possible slacker.

That man is a real calacker

by fireman20 August 12, 2011

Calacha

It's another word for a females middle or males middle. I just always use it.

I always say WHAT THE CALACHA! or HOLY CALACHA i think its a funny word.

by Abb's August 17, 2011

Chalace

Usually, the name of a woman who's fierce as fuck. Also a terrible name to give your children.

"I tried telling her white privilege didn't exist and she owned me with statistical evidence that it does."

"Shit man, she's such a Chalace."

by Dingleberry McGee January 30, 2017

Calancea Effect

Do you know that moment when the internet is slow down because of multiple connections or someone is downloading huge files? I had a classmate that always was downloading some files and because of it, our Wi-Fi speed was very slow.

My internet is so slow!!! Calancea please stop downloading.
This network has a Calancea Effect!!!

by dr4605 June 6, 2017

Calancea's effect

When the internet connection is too slow, it because there is a guy on the same network who is downloading 3 GB file/movie/package.

Your friend: Damn, the internet is so slow, I can't even open Youtube.
You: Bro, it's Calancea's effect, let's find and beat this guy.

by dr4605 March 26, 2018