Too Cakey

When a food item (mostly breads or pastry desserts) has the consistency, texture, or flavor that resembles.

I don’t like your wheat bread because it’s Too Cakey

by Hirrary Crintin July 25, 2018

Carroto Cakeu

Some random dude who somehow by some special star alignment married the cutie Uchiii.....

Carroto Cakeu loves Uchiii UwU

by CarrotoCakeu June 21, 2021

cakeup

Makeup that's applied over last night's makeup

I'm so hungover. I stayed out too late and woke up five minutes before I had to be at work. Check out my cakeup.

by Cobretta October 17, 2012

Cakeys

An article of clothing that may sometimes be worn to homecoming but should not be because it is not classy. It has an alternate name: "khakis". It may sometimes be worn with a fitted hat.

Damn... Did he really just show up in cakeys?

by laanudrreena August 4, 2009

Cakey

Being of the fruity mindset.

You acting a little cakey, if you ask me.

by Noa Byrne January 7, 2004

Cakeum

Intentionally misspelled, this word is meant to sound like 'Caecum', a segment at the end of the mammalian digestive tract. When the snerd crowd got its hands on 'Caecum' after a chance mispronunciation in s/e bio class, they changed the spelling and used it as the brand name for a line of delicious munchkin-like snacks known as 'Cakeums' (see Epic Pwng). Among fellow snerds, Cakeum can refer to the body-part or the food.

"Looking at this diagram of the human digestive tract, you can see the Cakeum, located at the end the large intestine" (She obviously reffering to the body part)

"Yo, go in the cupboard and get me that half-full box of Cakeums" (He is obviously reffering to the delicious snack food)

"Oooohh...ooooh yeah, baby....yeah, oh baby, let me eat your cakeum!...let me eat it..." (Ummm...Its ambiguous)

by ssnerrd July 1, 2009

cakebutts

A Woman With A Large Ass

Man Look At That Girl She Got The Mean Cakebutts

by VMF November 18, 2006