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caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.
Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.
by Stoolie May 23, 2014
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Caffeined

Energized , wide awake
I'm all Caffeined up for school.
by FirmaFitz July 23, 2015
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caffeinism

The worship of the thing that makes the grumpy happy, the tired energized, and makes the world go round
If caffeinism was a real religion we would all be worshipers of it.
by Slentz42 July 13, 2017
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Weaponized Caffeine

Any amazing energy drink that attacks your body, bringing you from zero to sixty instantly!
That stuff was weaponized caffeine!

No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.

It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.
by Thorgeous January 6, 2012
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Tripping on Caffeine

The feeling that comes when you’re really exhausted but you’ve drank way too much caffeine and you’re split between nearly falling asleep and having the mental energy to run 5 marathons
“Dude drive me home I’m totally tripping on caffeine and will probably fall asleep before I get home”

“Dude don’t worry about falling asleep you could probably solve time travel in your current mental state
by George Papadopolopodous December 22, 2019
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caffeina

1. Goddess of the stimulant caffeine - A fine and powerful embodiment of the wonders of cheap, legal uppers.

2. Kamio Chambless, the caffeinatrix, kaffeina. Self-styled as a photographer, painter, oldschool geek and part time gothic spaz. milkycat.com, yo.
Caffeina will grant you the power to stay up past your bedtime painting as long as you don't abuse her.
by caffeinatrix February 1, 2004
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caffeine

"A strong legal stimulant that is far more practical to snort in it's pure form than ingest by drinking disgusting, gut-wrenching coffee. Snorting caffeine produces an immediate energy rush and more intense buzz than drinking"

Very true. But remember, kids... If you want to snort pure caffeine, don't even consider crushing up a No-Doz and railing it... Eww... Talk about a nasty drip.
"Man, if it wasn't for me snorting caffeine instead of having the usual cup of coffee, I'd probably have gotten fired for not showing up to work in the mornings."
by SillyJessi July 27, 2008
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