To pour coffee is to plug a drain with feces. Most often said in reference places such as public restrooms and water fountains. The term originated from how the water turns brown with shit. Waffle stomping is a similar activity, but more associated with a private setting.
Person 1: Dude, I saw someone pouring coffee in the water fountain.
Person 2: Shit, now I can't hydrate.
Person 2: Shit, now I can't hydrate.
by Dyspros April 19, 2022
Get the Pouring Coffee mug.Trying to fit in by doing something you don't normally do. Most commonly said when an individual pretends to like coffee at work to fit in with coworkers who are drinking it.
Joey: Why is Ryan acting like he knows about cars?
Christian: He's just 'drinking the coffee' to impress them.
Christian: He's just 'drinking the coffee' to impress them.
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When your friend or partner is sick or came back from work tired and exhausted, you say I’ll make a cup of coffee for your head. This makes your life feel more like you have someone.
by snacc bacc August 13, 2020
Get the cup of coffee for your head mug.An individual (coffee shop revolutionary) or group of individuals (revolutionaries) who speculate on the utopia that "could be" following radical societal, governmental, and cultural change without actually taking action to do initiate it.
These coffee shop revolutionaries are comparable to "Armchair Generals" and "Armchair Politician's".
The prefixes of "Coffee Shop-" or "Armchair-" imply that the individual or individuals who desire reform or change lack the interest in making the sacrifices to take part in it. They are also the people who have the luxury of playing the all-knowing spectator to an event or social situation. An armchair general, for example, is a civilian one who believes he has all the solutions to a war which he formulated while sitting in his recliner in front of the television or while reading a newspaper.
These coffee shop revolutionaries are comparable to "Armchair Generals" and "Armchair Politician's".
The prefixes of "Coffee Shop-" or "Armchair-" imply that the individual or individuals who desire reform or change lack the interest in making the sacrifices to take part in it. They are also the people who have the luxury of playing the all-knowing spectator to an event or social situation. An armchair general, for example, is a civilian one who believes he has all the solutions to a war which he formulated while sitting in his recliner in front of the television or while reading a newspaper.
Person 1: Our government needs to implement welfare reform, give greater tax breaks to middle and lower class, and improve international relations.
Person 2: Definitely! Someone should do something!
Person 1: I know. Our government sucks. Too bad I'm a Coffee Shop Revolutionary and won't do anything about it.
Person 2: Me too. I'm going to get another chai tea, want one?
Person 2: Definitely! Someone should do something!
Person 1: I know. Our government sucks. Too bad I'm a Coffee Shop Revolutionary and won't do anything about it.
Person 2: Me too. I'm going to get another chai tea, want one?
by RealMadrileno March 6, 2007
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by BigSheepMeow November 11, 2020
Get the Awfully hot Coffee pot mug."Don't do drugs, kids" said the teacher as she sipped on her extra-large coffee, consuming 200 mg of caffeine in the process.
by Trajork September 15, 2009
Get the caffeine mug.The act of licking the foam from the inside of a coffee cup, often compared to a sexual act due to how enjoyable and suggestive it is.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get cappuccino froth all over you face?
Guy 2: Oh, I performed coffee cup cunnilingus a minute ago.
Guy 1: Shit, you got some in your eyebrows.
Guy 2: Yeah I really get into it.
Girl: That's kinda hot.
Guy 2: Oh, I performed coffee cup cunnilingus a minute ago.
Guy 1: Shit, you got some in your eyebrows.
Guy 2: Yeah I really get into it.
Girl: That's kinda hot.
by jag-d April 28, 2012
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