Captain Caveman's Club

A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.

Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."

by Darren Jackson 1972 June 27, 2008

cavemen

Most people think that cavemen were simple and stupid creatures but its actually the opposite.
The first cavemen and women had to figure out that a man can stick his penis into a womans vagina a practice now known as sex the most common practice in the world. And they figured out that when a lady got really fat and started feeling something inside her that that thing(a baby had to come out and they were able to do it very succsesfully obviuosly)They also had to figure out that if you don't eat or drink something for a long time then you die!

guy 1:It's so easy a CAVEMEN could do it
guy 2:Whats that supposed to mean

by DX Roberts July 5, 2009

Cakemusic

Music made and performed by the musical group CAKE.
Also the name of said bands website.

Today I went to FYE and bought some used Cakemusic.

by Beebeefs March 27, 2011

Cacamayella soup

The best soup you have ever had in your life.

Oh man today I had cacamayella soup.

by Moomoomayella June 14, 2021

Dirty Caveman

a hardcore stoner or drug addict that sits in his or her basement for weeks in the dark without showering or cleaning themselves in any way.

Tim: is Bill comin out today?

John: no hes just gonna sit in his basement hittin the bowl and smokin crack

Tim: what a dirty caveman

by wetdickallnight October 4, 2011

merry cakemas

another way of saying happy birthday, that is a combination of the words merry christmas and cake

A: Today is my birthday!
B: well merry cakemas my dude

by TheNamesRonni December 21, 2019

caveman television

a campfire

Last night we all sat around the camp and watched caveman television

by Juniper Woods July 21, 2009