cabbage

A term to describe something or someone that is really bad or lame

Man that Care Bear Movie was total cabbage
or
That Kenny G (in the key of G)is a real cabbage

by Undy Bumgrope June 22, 2004

cabbage

To steal; to borrow without asking.

I cabbaged my roommate's beer from the fridge last night.

by Tess27 December 6, 2006

cabbage

Used in the context when someone is silly and often daft

Mark: Dude I had such a heavy night last night, I chundered all over myself on the train
Geoff: Hahah dude, your such a cabbage

by Walkdenenator March 28, 2008

cabbage

weed, pot, swank, wakie tobackie, herb, hydro

Hey man, you got any cabbage?

by Zane December 16, 2003

Cabbage

A NCO in the United States Military whose a fucking puss-pop

“Cabbage go it’s your fucking turn”

by Glizzy223 October 1, 2020

Cabbage

Drinking yourself into a vegetative state where you are unable to hold a conversation or do anything for yourself. Thus you become nothing more then a cabbage.

"Godsall, you were an absolute Cabbage last night"

"Healey, you are cabbaged"

by Grezack November 27, 2014

Cabbage

The opposite of savage. If you are not a straight up savage you are called a piece of cabbage.

Josh is a piece of cabbage! No way he a savage.

by Kelly.carly.llama August 27, 2016