1 definition by SirCabbage

A person who is fun in group settings, but when you get them on their own they are boring as fuck. Just like cabbage is fine when you eat it with other things, but on it's own has the palatability of slightly chewy balsa wood.
"what do you think of Alex?" "I don't know man he's a bit of a cabbage"
by SirCabbage June 8, 2017
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