cabbage

A term to describe something or someone that is really bad or lame

Man that Care Bear Movie was total cabbage
or
That Kenny G (in the key of G)is a real cabbage

by Undy Bumgrope June 22, 2004

cabbage

To steal; to borrow without asking.

I cabbaged my roommate's beer from the fridge last night.

by Tess27 December 6, 2006

cabbage

Used in the context when someone is silly and often daft

Mark: Dude I had such a heavy night last night, I chundered all over myself on the train
Geoff: Hahah dude, your such a cabbage

by Walkdenenator March 28, 2008

cabbage

weed, pot, swank, wakie tobackie, herb, hydro

Hey man, you got any cabbage?

by Zane December 16, 2003

Cabbage

A person who is fun in group settings, but when you get them on their own they are boring as fuck. Just like cabbage is fine when you eat it with other things, but on it's own has the palatability of slightly chewy balsa wood.

"what do you think of Alex?" "I don't know man he's a bit of a cabbage"

by SirCabbage June 7, 2017

Cabbage

Another meaning for shit used by many young Australian males to bag out mates and random people they don't know

That is so cabbage. Jeremy is a cabbage cunt . Tim is so fucking cabbage at fifa

by Cabdude January 9, 2015

Cabbage

Drinking yourself into a vegetative state where you are unable to hold a conversation or do anything for yourself. Thus you become nothing more then a cabbage.

"Godsall, you were an absolute Cabbage last night"

"Healey, you are cabbaged"

by Grezack November 27, 2014