Peanut Butthurt

Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.

Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.

by CrepescularMonty September 8, 2011

butthurt christian

When a christian realizes there is no God.

Joe became a butthurt christian today.

by snowyday August 15, 2017

butthurt british

A british fag who still cant get over that the U.S.A beat their ass 300 to 200 years ago.

That butthurt british guy up the street took down my American flag and put a british one up!

by That guy down duh street October 30, 2014

Butthurtroll

Usually a fail-troll who is not trolling over a big event or for the lulz, but because he is, himself, butthurt.

AngryKid99: ADVENTURE TIME IS THE BEST LOL REGULAR SHIT GOT A EMMY BUT WE GOT A OSCAR
VoiceofReason: Butthurtroll is butthurt.

by IHateFanboyAndChumChum December 31, 2013

butthurt chicken

Butter chicken that is so spicey, it inevitably will burn your anus into a fiery mayhem upon expelling the chicken from your buthole. Thus being butthurt by the chicken

Alix: Wow, Evans been in the washroom for a while.

Mia: Yeah and he'll be in they're for much longer at that, Luc made some dank butthurt chicken

by Combs June 14, 2017

butthurtalo

butt·hurt·alo

ˈbətˌhərt/əlō/

USinformal noun vulgar slang

derogatory

noun: butthurtalo; plural noun: butthurtalos

1. a cuntass bitch.

synonyms: douchealo, bitchass, weakass bitch; More

"Butthurtalos; butthurtalos everywhere!"

by krunkazphuk September 17, 2017

Butthurt Light

A person who acts dramatic about a minor incident

I accidentally spilled some beer on her and she slapped my face for it. She’s Butthurt Light at most.

by Prime Minister Modi December 19, 2018