brassiere masochism

A common female experience since many of us spend our days with our tits cruelly funneled into odd shapes and configurations.

My mom passed her brassiere masochism down to all of us who couldn’t wait to have perfect, perky ta-tas just like her’s.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

brassik

Brassik is to be without money, at the time.
See potless,Broke,Penny less,without a farthing,Skint

"I cant go out tonight. I'm Brassik"

by ShambleSHimSelF October 19, 2007

rusty brass quartet

Similar to the rusty trombone and rusty trumpet, this sexual maneuver is a collaborative effort. It requires four people: one man, two skinny women, and one fat one. The fat woman gives the man a rim job while giving him a handjob (the rusty trombone). The man gives one skinny woman a rim job while fingering her clitoris (the rusty trumpet). This woman does the same for the last woman (the second rusty trumpet). This last woman also gives a good rim job and fingering to the fat woman (the rusty tuba).

Man, the rusty brass quartet just seems like it would be awkward to perform. I'm not even sure that's a real thing.

by Hygn May 18, 2006

Brass Neck

To display staggeringly daring rudeness and / or cheek. First Cousin to balls of brass.

"Jason had the brass neck to ask for the promotion even though we all knew he was a slacker".

by Satandog May 2, 2006

brass donkey

Identical to a donkey punch, except performed with a roll of quarters or other coins held in the fist (simulating a set of brass knuckles). This provides a much harder impact that is more likely to knock your partner unconscious.

I lost my job at the bank after getting caught using company property to give the branch manager's wife a brass donkey.

by Johnny Panic December 20, 2007

brasseye

Classic mid 90's British Comedy written and staring Chris Morris. Pretense for show is spoof news documentary on controvertial modern day issues such as Science, Drugs and most famously Paedophilia. Many celebs were roped into the show and then made to look very silly. Richard Blackwood told viewers about the dangers of special Paedophile keyboards that excrete the smell of a child when used. ROlf Harris spoke of the dangers of "Cake" - a Czech originated drug that makes users necks swell so much it eventually suffocates them. Genius.

Man - Did you see Brasseye last night?
Man 2 - Sure did, twas ace.
Man - Certainly was.

by Mister Pea September 26, 2006

Brasse

Your friends, pals , good buddies

Me and my brasse went out last night. My brasse is the best

by Afrikaaner12 May 26, 2010