Hallelujah Branch

Your bro or homie that you got to church with. Someone you are thankful for.

P1"I'm so thankful for you, branch"
P2"Your my Hallelujah Branch"
P1"Ready for church on sunday?"

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

Brona Branch

A bro that you survived the covid19 pandemic with.

P1"Thank God we survived the pandemic."
P2"Your my brona branch"

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

German Butterfly Bounceback

Picking up an 18-20 year old girl off the street and offering her several hundred dollars for a quick photoshoot. You will then take her back to your apartment where you have her get on her knees in a kiddie pool and put on a zorro mask (not the hat, mind you, just the mask). She will then proceed to pour bottle after bottle of brand name raspberry jelly on her head while 4 men (all named Hans) stand around the pool on matching wooden stools wearing Guy Fawkes (V for Vendetta) masks and pee on her head. Music is optional, but if it is used, it must be provided by either a live opera singer or a loud set of speakers playing "It wasn't me" by Shaggy (recommended). There have been whispers of a double dare method in which an additional man of hispanic descent is strapped to a chair in front of the pool with his eyelids held open Clockwork Orange style for the duration of the session but these are simply rumors as such a thing has never been attempted. Best performed while wearing Riddick style goggles.

Rick: Dude! check it out! I just put up this definition for the German Butterfly Bounceback on urbandictionary!
Steve: *reads* Dude...what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Rick_Astley January 25, 2014

Love Your Branch Day

The day after valentines day when your branch is feeling down because he is single and did not have anyone to celebrate valentines day with.
February 15th

P1 "Hey branch, how was your valentines day?"
P2 "I'm single so I only celebrate Love your Branch Day"
P1 "I love you Branch"
P2 "I love you too"

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

brunch crush

a situation in which an individual becomes infatuated with their server or host during a leisurely Sunday brunch.

"Dude, I can't stop thinking about our waitress. She's totally my brunch crush."

by Bc May 6, 2016

Branch

A friend or homie. Used similar to the word bro or brah.

What is up, branch?

by Branchsquad December 29, 2020

brunchner

A meal that combines breakfast, lunch, and dinner together. Usually consumed after 3pm.

Danny: Is Gina coming to the dinner tonight?
Sandy: No, she's so busy she's only got time for brunchners.

by xchibi April 4, 2009