bropholactic

Condom used specifically for the purpose of manfucking your friend.

I need to go to 7-11 to pick up a bropholactic so I can manfuck my bro John.

by Scarlett Brohannsen January 10, 2011

Brophobia

Fear of being a bromosexual

I think Justin might have brophobia he got spooked by my congratulatory ass tap.

by Srmorphsalot May 28, 2017

Brophilia

Friendship Plus Ultra, if u know u know. Undeniable bruh moment, tight like the ass cheeks in a boxer.

Peter: ur so fine bruh 😩
Mo: look at u pretty

Brophilia right there

by zaworldo June 17, 2021

Brophylactic

When one bro prevents another bro from obtaining sexual goals. Primarly happens between college roomates.

Dude you better find some other room to sleep in. Dont be a brophylactic.

by Steve the Palm Tree September 4, 2009

Brophany

When two drunk bros think they come up with something genius (idea, plan, invention, etc.), yet it is actually a really bad idea that just sounds good because both persons are plastered.

Bro 1: "Dude, how sweet would it be to be able to dunk?"
Bro 2: "I know, I wish I was athletic....WAIT, follow me!"

-both run to the nearest basketball court-

Bro 2: "I'm gonna get on my hands and knees, then you jump off me and dunk!"
Bro 1: "Bro, this is gonna be AWESOME!!!"

-Bro 1 jumps, falls forward over his bro and hits his face on the basketball pole-
-Ambulance arrives and the paramedic looks at the scene after talking to both "bros"-

Paramedic 1: "They definitely had a brophany."
Paramedic 2: "Yeah, no doubt about it."

by osuchris7 June 28, 2013

Brophase

The 2nd step in cell division

Plant 1: to man I'm going into brophase
Plant 2: cool beans

by ElliotD January 10, 2017

BROWHYTK

BROWHYTK an abbreviation for "bro why teamkill" primarily a alias used by most roamers members, A roblox criminality gang.

"Someone join me, I need help killing a browhytk".

"How do you not kill a browhytk they suck apedick".

by Ked_moment October 11, 2021