bronze fonz

The act of inserting your two thumbs into the anus of one or two individuals at the same time, then pulling them out and giving two thumbs up while impersonating The Fonz. The bronzing of the thumbs is fairly self-explanatory.

"I stopped at this seedy truck stop and I Bronze Fonz 'd these two truckers in exchange for a chub pack of beef jerky"

by NopantsRob March 30, 2010

Broner

Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and it’s poking his bro.

I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said it’s when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they don’t strike up a Bunghole Bromance.

by Tee Cee Deez March 18, 2020

bronzedigger

A failed golddigger.

Peter: "Dude, it looks like 24-year-old Michelle ended up marrying that 72-year-old Physics professor!"
John: "Oh man, sounds like a bronzedigger to me."

by djreefresh November 29, 2011

Lady Broner

When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.

Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.

Girl 1: You are fucked.

by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012

Stuck at bronze

The physical state of being unable to ejaculate, often due to lack of sexual arousal.

"Yo, the other night I was completely stuck at bronze. Cynthia wouldn't speak to me for a week."

by md5fungi November 4, 2009

bronner

A complete no life nerd who thinks he's a super IT freak. Really just a piss weak geek, asshat or fucktard. Hates himself and everybody else

That loser is such a bronner. The more he says the more you know he's a fuck witted douchebag.

by Emma Chizett May 15, 2006

Bronze Up

The glorious act of coating yourself in your own excrement. This can be done by using a brush, paper or simply just your hands. It can be done either in anger to shock or annoy people or just for plain old fun.

Adrian got angry when he seen someone pushing in line at the canteen. He proceeded to bronze up on the spot and was at the front of the line in no time!

Adrian likes men and invites other fags around to have a group bronzing up session in his kitchen.

by Menacing Devon August 11, 2009