Boomer Bronson is sometimes a cool guy. He is clearly in love with Carly Montevera even though he may seem like he likes other girls and that he is a player but really he is- or was a nice guy. He used to go by Barney Bronson. He wore glasses and a bowtie. He changed due to popularity but he changes back due to the fact that Carly missed the old him. Portrayed by Kolton Stewert in both Prom Queen: The Musical when it was at the Segal Center and Theatre Calgary's production of The Louder we Get
Person: Did you see Boomer Bronson last night? He looked so hot
Me: Yeah, but he's clearly in love with Carly Montevera
Me: Yeah, but he's clearly in love with Carly Montevera
by treeboi hansen March 15, 2020
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Man, did you see that player with a Bronson? That guy could probably impregnate a girl by just looking at her, he was so manly.
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A beer that is added with a shot of spiced rum. Most commonly Admiral Nelson or Captain.
Tastes much like a Cream Soda but will mess you up if not careful.
Tastes much like a Cream Soda but will mess you up if not careful.
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by smatthewenglish May 16, 2019
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Get the Bronson mug.Brondon is the name of the most amazing guy alive. He has wonderful hair. He fucks like a beast and can do anything with great poise and passion. He usually loves one girl and is always faithful. But be warned double cross a brondon and all hell will break lose.
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2. A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
3. One whose head has been fucked with repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
2. A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
3. One whose head has been fucked with repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
John is a stupid, hotdogging bronson.
When Bronson tried to emulate his friend, he found it would not work.
Look at that loser over there. What a bronson.
When Bronson tried to emulate his friend, he found it would not work.
Look at that loser over there. What a bronson.
by TheUrbanLinguist May 4, 2008
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