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Brolar Eclipse

When a bro (male friend) inadvertently cock blocks you or another bro.
Matt: So I was talking to this girl and then (bro's name) totally brolar eclipsed me.

Raine: Thats rough dude, you should kill him.
Matt: Nah, he's a bro and it was an accident.
by SneakySpade March 23, 2010
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Brolapse

When a bro sticks his fist up another bros’s Ass, grabs hold of whatever he can and pulls it out giving his bro a second appendage to pleasure the multiple ladies he has undoubtedly pulled on a night outside (practice advised to reduce sensitivity).
Bro, man needs some help. Can another man give me a brolapse hold tight my man and bendover another mans got you.
by Benbo swaggings December 31, 2017
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Brolapse

Imagine you are having some fun with your bro, just messing around and having fun. Eventually things get a little too crazy and you accidently slip you dick into your bro. This is a common mistake that can happen when you are with your bro. When this happens, you say "sorry bro, didn't mean to do that," and you proceed to pull your dick out of your bro's Dummy Thicc ass cheeks. As you do this, your bro's tight innards grip around your dick with the force of gorilla's clenched fist, this causes your bros interior "man cave" protrudes from his sphincter. Your bro moans a bit as this all unfolds. This series of events is known as a "Brolapse." This definition also applies if your bro does this to you.

tl;dr Brolapse is when you cause your bro to prolapse or vice versa
Yo, last night me and Jeremy got little to crazy and had a Brolapse.
by Judi Joofer February 23, 2021
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brolax

A form of lacrosse engaged in by bros, involves cradling for extended periods of time and occasionally playing catch. Standard equipment for bro lax includes cargo or plaid shorts,
a polo with a popped collar and a flow, also a lax stick. A
"bro-laxer" doesn't necessarily have to play lacrosse he just
has to think he does or has been playing for a short time.
Real lacrosse players are not bro-laxers.
Joe: Hey... Como...a little brolax?
Como: Sounds like my college days when i used to don cargo shorts.
by kevinalst April 14, 2008
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Brolands

a colloquialism of the new video game by Gearbox, Borderlands. You play the game with your close friends, watching each other's back in the wasteland.
Dude, are you up for some Brolands later?
by Cheetohs November 10, 2009
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BroBagging

The act of tea bagging your bro, while wearing nothing but your underwear.
Nick: Jordan brobagged me so hard last night.

Tom: That must have been crazy night dawg!

Nick: It was a good brobagging nigga!
by Colarada August 6, 2010
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Brolaroid

A polaroid photo of your bros and or bro activities.
hey bros, check out these brolaroid's from last night.
by Xaoss August 6, 2011
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