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Bronage a trois 

When two brothers double up on a skank.
Jenny was getting banged by some dude when his brother walked in, and she was like, "Join us, Buckwheat, for a bronage a trois!". And he did.
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A bro native to Poland. Still has the characteristics of a bro, just that he's polish.
Danny: Dude, I was playing some lax yesterday with Tomas. He's pretty good at it, and he got laid by his ex again afterwards.

Trevor: Yeah bro, Tomas is like the chillest brolack that I know.
brolack by 420alldayerrday247 November 13, 2010
The act of giving your bro a massage after a tense day at work or the gym. Two dudes rubbing each other just to help out.
Camman: Yo Bridawg your shoulders look all tense today why don't you hop off that forklift and let me give you a brosage.

Bridawg: Dude, I thought you'd never ask. Brosage me up.
Brosage by Nerdcore89 November 3, 2011
The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008
Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?

Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.
brology by BROSKI #3 August 9, 2009

brolaxation

the experience when some brosephs are chillin with nothing to worry about such as dead hookers and over-due taxes.
Pep: "Yo man I got the new movie to watch tonight and my pad is set up for maximum brolaxation, wanna come over?"

Ian: "Yea man, also because you're so cool and funny and handsome."

Pep: "K man you don't need to suck my wang im not a bromosexual or anything."

brologue 

Silly, manly dialogue between two bros. Often involves girls or sex.
Brologue:

Bro 1: You know what my three rules are right?
Bro 2: First, no teeth.
Bro 1: Yeah man, no fuckin' teeth. And rule number two watch the teeth! Rule three? I mean it no teeth!
Bro 2: Yeah dude that's the worst.
brologue by hotdiggitydawg November 8, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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