brolag

When a bunch of Fucktarts get together and think something is cool when it isn't.

Stupidassmotherfucker: Dude your dog is so brolag.
Dave: I know man he can lick his butt that's so brolag!

by Zaelle April 18, 2014

Bronage a trois

When two brothers double up on a skank.

Jenny was getting banged by some dude when his brother walked in, and she was like, "Join us, Buckwheat, for a bronage a trois!". And he did.

by Flimsygirl July 13, 2016

brolack

A bro native to Poland. Still has the characteristics of a bro, just that he's polish.

Danny: Dude, I was playing some lax yesterday with Tomas. He's pretty good at it, and he got laid by his ex again afterwards.

Trevor: Yeah bro, Tomas is like the chillest brolack that I know.

by 420alldayerrday247 November 13, 2010

Brosage

The act of giving your bro a massage after a tense day at work or the gym. Two dudes rubbing each other just to help out.

Camman: Yo Bridawg your shoulders look all tense today why don't you hop off that forklift and let me give you a brosage.

Bridawg: Dude, I thought you'd never ask. Brosage me up.

by Nerdcore89 November 3, 2011

brology

The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008

Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?

Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.

by BROSKI #3 August 9, 2009

brolaxation

the experience when some brosephs are chillin with nothing to worry about such as dead hookers and over-due taxes.

Pep: "Yo man I got the new movie to watch tonight and my pad is set up for maximum brolaxation, wanna come over?"

Ian: "Yea man, also because you're so cool and funny and handsome."

Pep: "K man you don't need to suck my wang im not a bromosexual or anything."

by thekillingspree69 June 23, 2010

brologue

Silly, manly dialogue between two bros. Often involves girls or sex.

Brologue:

Bro 1: You know what my three rules are right?
Bro 2: First, no teeth.
Bro 1: Yeah man, no fuckin' teeth. And rule number two watch the teeth! Rule three? I mean it no teeth!
Bro 2: Yeah dude that's the worst.

by hotdiggitydawg November 8, 2009