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brockloc

Broccoli being inserted into ones bum.
During the Soviet Union a man Brockloced me.
by im_wubstep March 18, 2015
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chocolate brocolli

It is when a man or woman has their ass licked and blows ass fragments on to the rim polishers tongue resembling broccoli
dude this chic was licking my ass last night and i busted chocolate brocolli
by bj from hartford citay September 27, 2011
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bropology

An apology between bros. A formal, or non-formal acknowledgment of remorse or regret. Used by bros to express sympathy, while not downgrading their broness.

The etymology stems from the bros that inhabit the East Village region of Manhattan. These bros often strive to make things right in the face of wrongness, however they would never do so while sacrificing masculinity.
"Dude, you said you would replace that sixer of mine your stupid college freinds drank" "Oh man, you're right. I owe you a bropology. I bropologize." "Bropology accepted.
by aschorr35mm April 10, 2011
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lap brocolli

female genitalia (see moose-knuckle or camel toe) and surrounding decor ranging from stubble to full blown house plant.
He munched her lap brocolli while she moaned ecstatically.
by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003
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broconomy

The economy between bro's that always seems to be apparent after spotting someone who is tight on cash, and after beer runs.
HEY BROSKI! our broconomy has a surplus, I owe you 30$, you owe $30 to Kody and Kody owes me $30 therefore we don't owe anyone anything... and between the empties and the change we pulled out of the couch we have a surplus!
by AZN 3 PAK May 13, 2011
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soggy brocolli

the weakest of weak, somebody who continually lets the side down by having a lack of balls. similar to a wet lettuce.. but worse!
Adam: Jake didnt shag that drunken slut last night, what a soggy brocolli!!

John: He is fairly soggy brocolli like, he should grow some balls and use his cock.
by fairly john wright April 27, 2008
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brocolli head

adj. a vegetarian with a particularly rampant fetish for brocolli fuelled by a true lack of meat. Usually under the impression that being vegetarian is some kind of revolutionary life choice.
"you tree hugging brocolli heads had better off my land or i shall strike you down with a slab of meat marinated in sheeps blood, boiled in the blended remains of a chicken and seasoned with smoked pigs anus!"
by Nick Williams August 16, 2006
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