One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.
I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling
I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK
I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK
by AJDavie December 18, 2009
Get the Brett Conkling mug.Loves to crack jokes, uses lots of sarcasim. Brettany is also like the cute, shy and descrete sexy next-door neighbor type. She is also attracted to the "bad boy" type and is a very loyal and caring friend. She is very sensitive, but often tries to hide it. She can also be very selfish, but is always willing to help/and listen to others.
by VeruLynn February 5, 2010
Get the Brettany mug.She is probably the most gorgeous person you will ever meet! She’s funny (even though she’s a total bitch to some people) don’t get her bad side because she is quite literally Satan when she’s angry. Over all she is nice when you don’t do anything to her. To any boy that dates a female Brett, don’t hurt or lose her. Either that will be the worst mistake of your life!
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Usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. Brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. Brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. Brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. Anyone who knows a Bret is blessed for life.
Usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. Brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. Brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. Brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. Anyone who knows a Bret is blessed for life.
by Startrekka February 3, 2010
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by LittleSamIsHappy April 22, 2011
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My mate was going to take a load out to the tip and decided he'd buy a goon sack instead. Having spent his money and feeling frisky he decided to give his girlfriend a Brett Osullivan and dump two loads out bush at once
by lemon tea party February 6, 2015
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