Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

Bitchitis

The disease women often get, especially after marriage and/or having your children, that causes their sex drive to drop to just about zero, constantly nag about every little thing, bring up stuff from when you were dating her for the purpose of making you feel guilty, and keep you from seeing your male friends while she sees her female friends. In the terminal stage, the afflicted woman will threaten to take you for everything you have in divorce.

Bill's wife has a terminal case of Bitchitis. She is filing for divorce and going to put him out on the streets.

by Maverick69420 March 13, 2015

Brochitis

The medical term for when a bro hangs out with his bros too much, loses his sanity, and doesn't know who he is anymore.

The bro only wanted a house party for one night, since they wouldn't leave he now has Brochitis.

by FryBanshee October 22, 2019

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016