punky brewstered

When a person you are dating/hanging out with suddenly disappears with no warning and/or without a trace. Derived from the way Punky Brewster's mother abandoned her on the TV show by saying she was "Going to the store for a minute" and never came back.

Mike: So hows things going with that girl?

Dave: Well, things were going real good... then one day she just Punky Brewstered on me and i havent seen her since.

by Dancendiary July 1, 2009

brewskies

Another word for beer

river of brewskies in full effect - Bam Margera

by adam121583 November 21, 2007

nekked bewbs

a person who does stupid shit and gets away with it, tans everyday for an hour, gets a lot of likes on a photo on facebook because that person is half naked, calls their twin sister ugly, has anger issues, adds random people on facebook, smokes weed, gets drunk, annoying obnoxious voice, and is going no where in life.

person 1: did you see caylie last night?
person 2: yeah what a nekked bewbs.

by johnny smith hammelton November 6, 2012

Tedy Brewski

Noun
A beer; Often called a "tedy" or "brewski". The word is a portmanteau of Tedy Bruschi and Brewski, thus creating The Tedy Brewski.
Origin:
'Murica

Chad: "Matt, grab me another brewski please!"
Matt: "...A what?"
Chad: "A Tedy Brewski..."
Matt: "Aight Brobi Wan Kenobi"

by Chad_Like_The_Country June 19, 2013

Chunky Brewster

Slang/insult for fat girl.

"Get out of my freaking Doritos, Chunky BREWSTER..."

by Mighty J April 19, 2005

Brewsees

Sunglasses that open beer bottles.

The sun is shining, perfect weather for some beers, and these Brewsees are all I need to make this day perfect!

by Picrasso June 11, 2013

brewsexual

To choose boose over boobs
Craft over ass
schnapps over cocks
Essentially choose to drink instead of engage in sexual relations.

I totally decided to get wasted instead of seeing my girl, I think I may be brewsexual

by 911totallywasntweirdatall June 2, 2016