1. period of the day that includes Special K.
2. Meadow's favorite part of the day, because she loves staring at the back of Special K's "box".
2. Meadow's favorite part of the day, because she loves staring at the back of Special K's "box".
Y: Now it's time for BREAKFAST!
M: I've been waiting all day for this!
Y: I know. You've been telling me all day.
M: oops.
Y: Dork.
M: I've been waiting all day for this!
Y: I know. You've been telling me all day.
M: oops.
Y: Dork.
by luvinmesumspecialK March 31, 2009

n. an excuse to have breakfast in the morning
Bob- "Can I have cake for breakfast?"
Shirley- "Only if you fry it up in grease and then smother it with butter and syrup."
Bob- "That's freaking brilliant."
Shirley- "Only if you fry it up in grease and then smother it with butter and syrup."
Bob- "That's freaking brilliant."
by Something like Susie September 26, 2012

Noun
1. Eating after you fast.
2. First meal of the day.
Once you have your regular 7 to 8 hour sleep,( mainly durning the night), your body basically fast because you haven't eaten in hours. So to fuel your mind and body, you break your fast by eating a meal when you wake up, (mainly in the morning).
1. Eating after you fast.
2. First meal of the day.
Once you have your regular 7 to 8 hour sleep,( mainly durning the night), your body basically fast because you haven't eaten in hours. So to fuel your mind and body, you break your fast by eating a meal when you wake up, (mainly in the morning).
The doctor told me to fast by not eating after 9pm for blood work in the morning.
After the blood work I can have breakfast.
After the blood work I can have breakfast.
by Sharkizy November 3, 2012

In a hotel, wake up, hungry and horny, but are too late for breakfast.....so instead you eat a Norwegian breakfast.....the woman bends over the bathroom counter, ass in the air and the man kneels behind and feasts on her pussy until she comes on his face.....both have satisfied their hunger.
' how was the breakfast in the hotel.....?'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'
by OsloRadisson May 20, 2021

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.
Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
by alberge November 22, 2013

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?
- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
by Chachi55 April 9, 2022
