someone who puts things in there ass that sould not go in there like bricks of cheese,broom sticks,tennis rackets,candy canes and last but not least medieval mace's
brandon
by vhgj March 30, 2011
by ur mum gays July 01, 2009
boy with curly long hair.
at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy.
loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute.
a very shy person.
at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy.
loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute.
a very shy person.
that brandon does not talk!
by cockapoo April 02, 2008
Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.
by brandon May 05, 2014
Brandon is nice and a good dude. Only because he likes you. He will have your back until he likes you. After he is done crushing on you. You will not mean anything to him. Brandon is a big jerk. he is only there for some kind of a reason, not because he is your good friend. but don't worry, not all Brandon's are jerks. Try your luck too, you will find a true Brandon who will be better than this Brandon.
by Lauren77 March 25, 2018
the best looking guy around he is a sexy babe that is amazing he goes to linden and i just love him he is very nice, athletic and most of all just the most amazing guy i love him so much
brandon is sexy
by Brandon's gf March 23, 2018