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Thomas Bradley Scale

The Thomas Bradley scale is a measure of the tastiness of the ‘parmo’ based on the experiences of his eponymous founder - a prodigious and widely renowned consumer of the dish.

Bradley is widely known in the North East for his dedication to a parmo only diet - a commitment he maintained throughout his later years.

Mythology has it that Bradley often lavished himself with bottled Coca Cola which he would pour ravishingly over his face to remove the remnants of the Parmesan cheese.
“Hey Byson, you got a Parmo from Bueno last night, how are they?”

“They’re definitely an 8 on the Thomas Bradley scale La - they would have got his fingers going ten to the dozen.”
by OmarTurk April 13, 2020
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milton bradley

The magnitude scale of an girl's ass. The best ass can be a Milton Bradley, and you subtract a letter from the name as the ass gets worse and worse. A mediocre ass would be a "Milt", because you have subtracted the "on Bradley" from Milton Bradley. An abbreviation can just be Milton for a good ass.
Jim: "Yo she got a Milton Bradley."
Bobby: "Nah, man, that's only a Milto, it doesn't the girth."
by miltonbradley February 8, 2008
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Bromley girl

These girls all look exactly the same with their fake faces, tits coming out of their tops, creased up Air Force. They are ALL crackheads but deny this whenever you ask them. They go from man to man within minutes of the last and give uck as much as boys have a wank. They all love to get clout off olders who only want their pussy and are known as sket or Orpington girls after this.
Boy: Ay *insert name of bromley girl, come suck my cock

Girl: ite sweet lemme finish this one off first
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Bradley

The definition of perfection, the most amazing and sweetest guy in the universe. Greatest boyfriend that can turn anyones day around just with his stunning smile. Someone you just can't live without
Friend: "I wish I could have a romance like the ones in the movies, I just need to find myself a Bradley."
by Krissypoo August 31, 2014
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Bradley Hathaway

The coolest slam poet of the 21st century. Former owner of The Gate, a local music venue of Ft. Smith, Arkansas. Bradley now tours the world, sharing his views on God, love, and the Underground Scene.

Also see bhath and purple pastel pretty.
"yo. are you going to the bradley hathaway show this november? it's gonna rock."
by DontBeAxCoconut August 19, 2006
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Bradley

Someone typically named Bradley, is someone who is loving, kind, and won’t leave your side. Someone who will love you unconditionally, someone who will not judge you for randomness you may do. If you have a bradley in your life. Keep him. Usually a Bradley has blonde hair, sometimes brown. They seem shy at first but once you get to know them they open up. WE STAN A BRADLEY!
O m g. Bradley is SO amazing, I love him.
by FreshhAvocadoo December 10, 2018
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Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal

The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.

Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".
Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"

Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."

Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."
by Kabir101 November 26, 2010
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