cadet bone spurs

The nick-name given to perpetual loser Donald Trump by Senator Tammy Duckworth, an Iraq war veteran and American hero who lost both legs in a combat mission.
References Trumps draft deferment in 1968 due to having bone spurs in both heels.

I will not be lectured about what our military needs by a five-deferment draft-dodger.
And I have a message for Cadet Bone Spurs: If you cared about our military, you'd stop baiting Kim Jong Un into a war that could put 85,000 American troops and millions of innocent civilians in danger.

by Randall Spencer February 3, 2018

Bone Dancing

Hot, wet sex.

That chick is such a slut. She is always looking to go Bone Dancing.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

bonechilada

Erect penis, wrapped in a tortilla and offered for sex

Hey baby, you hungry? I've got this nice, hot bonechilada for you.

by flyingdog January 19, 2008

Bone hawking

When a man or a women stares at another mans package

guys1: Wtf man why you staring at my package bro?
guys2: What do you mean?
guys1: I mean your bone hawking me!

by Tegro May 4, 2011

Kenneth Bone

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.

Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"

by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016

Soft Bone

A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.

Too much booze last night gave me the soft bone so she just blew me and a nut buttered her tonsils.

by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020

bone hawk

When one guy tries to check out another guy's unit at the urinal.

I hate pissing next to Fred. He always tries to bone hawk me.

by jdogtex December 27, 2008