The Bowler

The sexual act of sticking your middle and ring finger into a girls’ vagina while your thumb massages her clitoris like you were sticking your hand into a bowling ball.

Man Tom was good before, but when he gave me the bowler I just screamed strike.

by The Bowler July 24, 2007

Bowled Down

The act of nocking someone to the ground. Preferably with no shoulder or tackling involved, rather running straight into the person or object at full speed.

Arod: Did you hear about when keegan bowled down dilman at the soccer windup?
Dilman: You are a liar and a FOOL, arod!

by Dilman-7 April 26, 2006

Bowsette

Super hot version of bowser that doesn’t turn you gay

Kid: I’m gonna see what’s trending on pornhub today
Kid: *clicks on Bowsette*
Kid: Mario rly stepping their game up

by animelover678 October 2, 2018

Two bowler

When you take such a large dump, you need to flush the toilet so it doesn't clog or overflow.

After a scrumptious 3 burrito dinner, I punched out a nice two bowler in the can.

by blutarsky November 6, 2008

bowle movement malfunction

the term used to describe a malfunction of the body. most BMM's are realized when an unexpected noise is heard, or an unanticipated surprise is spotted by the BMM-er or by a non affiliated personal.

erica: oh hey
michael: oh no i wassn't expecting that!
erica: you must be experiencing a bowle movement malfunction.

by erieee November 12, 2009

boleton

boleton is a gentle giant with a big personality cool hair also had the best crocs and skechers and he also has the smalles weiner in school

wow boleton has cool crocs but and the smallest weiner

by yung foreskin March 25, 2019

Multiple bowleosis

A condition that affects individuals who consume multiple bowls of marijuana in a sequential manner. When contracted, this disease has been known to cause symptoms such as: complete loss of motor skills, an inability to get up, a strong inclination to say duuude before each sentence, and the unwillingness to do anything productive for hours on end. These side effects may vary in severity from person to person, and it is important to note that many people who smoke multiple bowls don't contract the disease.

Some individuals may experience some of the aforementioned symptoms along with moderate memory loss, but they are most likely affected by a related condition known as bowlzheimer's disease. Bowlzheimer's is a chronic-induced neurodegenerative disease characterized by difficulty remembering recent events and a decreased word fluency; see permafried.

John: After a few bowls of that Disneyland, I think it's time we embark.
Rob: Duuude, I dunno if I can get up from this couch.
Ava: Come on. We're on a mission, Rob.
John: Are you suffering from multiple bowleosis?
Rob: I.. just don't know if I can...
Ava: He's got bowlzheimer's. We'll have to leave him behind.

John: Be strong without us.
Ava: Let's go!
Rob: Uhh...

by Master Kief March 1, 2015