water bottled

The shock one gets when they take a huge drink of what they think is water only to find out its Vodka ( or some other clear alcohol)

What the fuck that defiantly was not water I just got water bottled

by blonde bomber September 9, 2011

bottled

To ram one's penis into another's eye.

Bottled my gf hard last night.

by CurtisSmehlers March 8, 2007

Bottled

Internet slang/lingo for when someone gets tricked into going to the shock site bottleguy.com

You should have seen the look on Neil's face when he got bottled yesterday!

by Carabas - Lewl October 10, 2006

Bortle

Referring to a drunk German who beats his wife.

Chance was being a bortle when he went to the bar.

by WesleyMontgomery December 14, 2010

Borgled

Penetrated by an object that looks like a penis, only smaller.

She thought she'd been Borgled, until she realised it was just a hair.

by Tennis Ball Head May 5, 2010

Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.

I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.

by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018

Bottled it

When you're about to achieve something great but you fail at the last moment.

+Dude, he is about to win this race.

-Let's see.
+Nevermind, he bottled it already. So Super_GT

by AnDrEwFigi December 4, 2018