borken

(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)

Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"

by Mort June 13, 2004

bookless

Someone who is illiterate. They can not read, write, do math or anything that is required to get anywhere in life. They also have no inrest nor show any effort to become unbookless. They are proud to be Bookless!

He is bookless, and he doesn't want to learn to read or function as an adult.

He managed to trick the government to take care of him because he is bookless.

He is not embarressed that children, even his own, can read while he remains bookless.

by who need school when u got ODS April 13, 2009

borked

To have broken something so entirely, you break the words used to describe the item.

guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!

guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.

by Dj pancake August 28, 2010

Berklee

A cute girl, usually with long hair. Usually has alot of close friends, but she only trusts one.

Awweh, look at Berklee.

by loolkreb4 July 25, 2011

barkled

covered in grime , grease, muck or dust .

I've just been fixin' t'bike and now I'm barkled up .

by Ivor Rayt Biggun September 10, 2007

Berklee Twerp

Someone who comes onto the music scene after attending Berklee College and expects to be worshipped because they're certain that they know everything there is to know about music performance and production.

"Oh great, another bunch of Berklee Twerps in a busking band, just what Asheville needs!"

by CraigOReally August 29, 2016

charles barkley

the manliest man in NBA history. Known for defense, rebounding, and heavy drinking. Once threw a guy through a plate glass window at a bar for spilling a drink on him. Rumored to drink 15 long island ice teas the night before a game. Know the best announcer in any sport, doing both the NBA and the MLB playoffs in the manliest way possible.

Hey jon, wanna go out to the bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.

by asfegf February 16, 2008