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Bored Now

Showing you have lost all interest in a certain subject, to the extent that you are happy to kill it. Willow Rosenberg's evil, vampire, Doppelganger and Dark Willow both used this line in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
It has a sinister quality to it, almost exerting one's superiority over another in a certain situation, showing how meaningless the subject is to the person saying it.
Warren Meers: "Oh, and when you get caught... you'll lose them too. Your friends. You don't want that. I know you're in pain, but..."
Willow Rosenberg: "Bored now."
by posthumous April 4, 2011
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I'm bored as fuck

Definition of my everyday life, I'm at home rn, I'm bored
Duuuudee, I'm bored as fuck
by Newbitch September 16, 2020
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I am bored

by dwafssfasafsfsafasf October 13, 2020
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me bored

you are bored. that is why you are searching this up
you cant. you just say it like that "me bored''
by AnAkiNSwaGWalKer May 21, 2016
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John Boehner

The current minority leader of the US House of Representatives. AKA Mr. No. Any concept promoted by the opposition party, regardless of potential merit, is consistently deemed by Boehner as a non-starter. Regardless of the initiative, Boehner's alternate solution is always "tax cut". His apparent contributions regarding any useful initiatives within government are obscure or non-existent to date. Unless taking up space, breathing, and saying "no" qualify as a useful contributions...he may be at least holding his own.
Hey John Boehner!!!! That poor bastard next to you is choking to death! Can't you give him some help! Sure! I'll give him a tax cut!
by Ishke February 18, 2009
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I am so fucking bored

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.
You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."
by Soooooo fucking bored August 14, 2011
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bore punch

Marine Corps Slang - The horrible test for STD's involving the male penis. In order to get a sample/culture - the doctor will insert a wand that resembles a pipe cleaner. This test is usually very painfull, especially after when you must urinate. The test is simalar to that of cleaning a military rile barrel with tools called a "bore punch"
Dude I fucked that Thai hooker in Fuket Beach and had to get my BORE PUNCHED when I got back to the ship because I had the drippy dick.
by B, E, double Bizzle September 21, 2006
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