teeny bopper

Stupid girls of ages 10-14 who squeal and giggle so much that Satan is willing to drag them back to hell. They brag about their boyfriends and show them off during lunch by sitting in a table full of shitty stupid 'couples'. They like pink and listen to stupid bubblegum pop and think they are teenagers and try to hard to act like them. They cry when they see a pimple...FOR FUCKIN SAKE ITS JUST A PIMPLE!!! IT'LL GO AWAY AND WHO THE HELL WILL CARE IF YOU HAVE A PIMPLE!!!??? They think they're all that and dress in pink, purple, mini-skirts, and T-shirts that say, 'Pop princess', or 'Ms. Attitude' and other crap like that. They like typing like this: 'l00k AnN I hAvE a NeW cElL!!! I kAn sLeEp OvEr yay!!! Like We CaN caLl up the B0iZ and pAiNt oUr naILz!!! g2g bi!!!!' it is so annoying. They think they're all that just because they have 'boyfriends'. They don't know the true definition of that word. They often write in their online journals, 'I lOvE jAsOn hE iS sO HotT I waNna Kiz hiM!!!!' When asked about their favorite hobby, they all scream like sluts, "SHOPPING!!!!"

Bopper: Hi WuSsUp hOmIe???
Me: You boppers suck serious ass. O_o

by Shedie August 25, 2004

boxpot

A favorably large amount of boxes to be given away or discovered.

As in the phrase "Hit the boxpot" where someone chances upon a situation in which a large number of free boxes are bestowed upon them.

Especially significant when in the process of moving away, or looking for ways to disguise the identity of Christmas presents.

Undoubtedly, a boxpot is a freaking awesome thing to be desired and cherished.

"Holy cow, I was just at the grocery store and scored a MASSIVE boxpot!"

"YESS!!! I finally, FINALLY hit the boxpot bigtime, baby!!"

"After winning the boxpot, I quit my job and retired at age 24."

by Evy Claire March 24, 2008

linkie bopper

Joe Hahn's once used alternate word for "teenie bopper," in this case for a teenie bopper who likes Linkin Park. Typically referred to the sector of Linkin Park fans who only like them for their looks, and may have only heard a couple singles and are incapable of having critical thought about their music. Not to be confused with the entire fanbase.

Q: What do you think of all the little teenie boppers out there liking you for your looks and not your music?
Joe Hahn: They aren't teenie boppers! They're Linkie Boppers!

by whut? November 11, 2007

teeny bopper

Annoying 13-15 year old girls who write the name's of popular bands on there backpacks and when you ask them what they like about the band all they can say "Ummm, I just like there one song thats on MTV a lot" but in the next sentence are like "they rock they're the best band ever". Also, they never know where any of the bands they "like" are from or what they're record label is

Ugh teeny boppers, sie müssen sterben!!!

by lost in fall October 27, 2006

Bopometer

A device that uses the latest dick-sucking technology to compile an analyzed composition of various reviews of bopular related interactions of a female, usually taken from corresponding males twitter accounts. #theartofbeingbopular

"I wasn't sure if I was gonna take Keyasha out for dinner, but then I saw her Bopometer stats were off the chart, so that bitch got mah dick for dessert".

by theartofbeingbopular April 30, 2011

Bopoger

A bopoger is basically an embarrassingly stupid person. There is pretty much no excuse for being this stupid. It is along the lines of a dolt.

Guy 1: Man, I can't believe I got a C on this test after studying so hard.
Guy 2: Well, at least you didn't do as badly as Franny. He didn't get a single problem correct.
Guy 1: Franny is a bopoger.

by Lahlooooouh May 28, 2011

Boppervill

Noun. Any area populated or the majority of the people there are boppers.
In order to identify boppers look for the backpacks.(Mall)

See: Bopper

Jonas: Dude, I'm going to go visit Bonnie at boppervill.
Tommy: Sure. I'll tag along

by MyNameIsJonas August 14, 2006