boobshelf

A large set of breasts that stick out far beyond the body, so that the woman who owns them can not see her feet. A boobshelf often catches spilt food, leaving stains on clothing, often along the cleavage line. Boobshelves can be useful for laying plates while scooping food into your mouth or resting books for comfortable reading.

My boobshelf is so big, it hangs over the table when I eat. I am constantly cleaning food stains off of my shirts because of my boobshelf.

by Michella Bella Donatella May 10, 2006

Boobs

Lumps on a woman's chest that tend to have a staring problem. Larger one's tend to stare more than others.

Can you please tell your boobs to stop staring at me?

by Dirty Slate January 21, 2011

man-boobs

fatty deposits resembiling breasts (on a man)

by Rosh April 20, 2003

boobs armada

Regiment of asshole feminist (a.k.a feminazis) taking out a walk of protest against dicks who pump them in the midnight.

Sam: Loki don't go to the park today.
Loki: Why bro?
Sam: Cause a boobs armada is passing it today.

by Bed Grammar September 20, 2016

floobs your boobs

cool new slang for 'floats your boat'. only used by cool kids

you like mayo on your meatballs? ok whatever floobs your boobs...

by theprepertrator September 8, 2015

Pooberty Boobs

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

Undercover Boobs

When a girl has huge boobs but choses to hide them from society through tricks and wizardry

Jake - "Oh my god! I never knew Tara had such big boobs!"

Blake - "Yeah she totally has undercover boobs!"

by Sugarcane7123 April 17, 2014