muslim bookmark

A Muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that is used by Muslim people to mark pages of books so that they can refer back to those pages in the future.

ALI: Yo, how's it going Bill, wanna check out my book?

BILL: What are all of these pieces of paper inside the book?

ALI: They're MUSLIM BOOKMARKS that help me mark pages...

by JV8immy January 18, 2010

muslim bookmark

A muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that was made in a muslim country and used to mark pages of a book

that bookmark says "made in egypt"

Oh, that must mean it's a muslim bookmark!

by huyto11b January 23, 2010

Witchita Bookmark

A sexual position in which a woman on her period, using a tampon, is positioned on the bed in an L shape to represent the frame of a book. The tampon string hanging out between her legs represents the string often found on a bookmark.

Man: "Damn girl, you on your period."

Woman: "It's no thing, let's do a Witchita Bookmark"

Man: "......The fuck?"

by Sean McAwesome February 10, 2010

Lincoln Tissue Bookmark

When you go to Barnes and Nobles and pay 5 dollars for a bookmark of a fake dollar bill or some other sheit when you could have just used the 5 dollar bill as a bookmark! commonsense !

Liz: Imma go get me a bookmark from BNB with these Lincoln tissue bookmark.
Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark?
Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.

by lizdawiz January 31, 2019

muslim bookmark

This is when either out of spite or lack of toilet paper,
they wipe their ass on a page of the KORAN.

U S EMBASSY;KUWAIT:

Has anyone seen my Koran,it's time for prayer.
MARINE; We ran out of shitter wipe ,so I borrowed a few
pages.Don't have a cow NAHIBE, I put them back after I
gave them a muslim bookmark.
OHHHH! I KEEEEL YOUUU NOW! YOUUU INFIDEL !!!!!!

by driver_im8 August 8, 2009

Croatian bookmark

To take a dump in a book. This leaves a nice surprise for whoever owns the book.

Student 1 - Someone keeps leaving their history book in the best spot in the library to save their seat. It really pisses me off.
Student 2 - Leave them a Croatian bookmark in the section on World War I. That'll teach them a lesson!

by Wind Rain and Lava December 19, 2008

Croatian bookmark

To mark a page in a book by taking a dump on the page and then closing the book on it.

To friend: I was upset with my roommate so I left him a Croatian bookmark in Chapter 4 of his History book. He'll never think of the 100 Years War without remembering that little bookmark.

by Wind, Rain and Lava December 16, 2008