belarusian alarm clock

It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.

This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!

I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!

by Panda2652 March 30, 2014

Blarched

To be blarched is to be high, usually on marijuana. To be stoned, blazed, and completely fucked up. The state of euphoria one feels after smoking joints, fat-ass blunts, or toking bongs.

Man we were in drivers ed class and this kid came in blarched out of his mind.
Yo man that kid is soooo blarched take a look at his eyes!!

by Philbo123456 July 22, 2008

BLAREN

A woman of color, usually rich, or works in Hollywood and is the kind of person who is unhappy when little things don't go their way. Often times Racist, and cries racism, yet will more than happily cash the check received from white people.

That woman is Such a BLAREN. she bitches about working with white people, and tries to call out racism, acting like a know it all and yet will gladly cash the paycheck she makes working with white people. She's a Black- Karen.

by ZERO COOL 75 April 22, 2020

blar

Blar is an abbreviation of the word "Hablar". There is a pact/tribe called the "Blar Brothers", it was first established around June of 2012. Blar can literally be used in any sentence at anytime. You can use it any way you would like especially if you are frustrated, joyful, sad, angry, bored, scared, happy, or confused. It is very addictive and very contagious. When you use it most people won't know what the blar you are talking about. It can be used as a substitution of a swear/cuss word. It can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

(used when upset, frustrated, or excited)
OH MY BLAR!
Holy Blar!
Holy Blarring Blamos!
(questions)
What the blar?
Are you blarring me right now?
Are you being forblar?
How the Blar? What the Blar?
Are you Blarring my Blamos?
adjective
Dude, I'm so blarred right now.
"He's so blarring gay."
noun
Yeah Blar.
Hello Blar.
Bye Blar.
C'ya Blar.
You look like a Blar.
verb
"Where you going?" " Just going to blar."
I'm here to blar things up.

by Blar Brother 2 April 16, 2013

blare

To play music really loud

Stop blaring the raver shit! ! !

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

blargarysm

when you cant think of a word and you make funny noises or stutter trying to think of it

i just..just...DAMNIT, i dont remember.

by Travis Willis February 26, 2005

balarcky

Meaning Bullshit, False or untrue.

She was full of Balarcky.
That example is Balarcky

by Justin Leader November 28, 2006