Backwards pole vaulter

A homosexual

"Look at that backwards pole vaulter over there"
"fuck Ian"

by Jonypotsmoker August 10, 2008

backwards bragging

Complaining about yourself/your life or a complimenting someone else/theirs, as a thin veil for bragging.

X: I am totally jealous of ugly girls, it is really annoying having to decide which guy to let buy you a drink at the bar.

X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.

You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!

by beepboopbeepbee August 15, 2011

backwards crab cake

Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes

Hey I'm nick and I like doing the backwards crab cake

by bitchurreatard May 5, 2015

backward slash

A penis so concave that it looks like a tail

wow that man is such a backward slash

by AfterSchoolTeaTime May 18, 2017

HTML Backwards

HTML Backwards is just The Internet with permanent and unrepairable brain damage — straight forward Karma.

HTML Backwards.
400 Error
402 Error
404 Error
502 Error
501 Error
429 Error
404 Error
308 Redirect
500 Error
451 Error
End./
End/
/End

Bye, Fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 12, 2023

backwards

noitinifed siht

backwards

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010

Backwards Tree

When a male human has a penis with lots of hair, and I mean LOTS of hair.

1. Omg! I died laughing at how my boyfriend has a backwards tree!

2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.

3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.

by Racist Cumtart March 15, 2015