Bob Marley

Someone who is very good at CSGO and Makes Very good NFT!

He is a Bob Marley

by W Spudder April 6, 2022

Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.

Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024

Bob Marley Extra Crispy

Used in the Movie Tenacious D to refer to a buying of marijuana at the local Pizza place.

Go down to Toneys Pizza tell him you want the Bob Marley Extra Crispy, He'll know what you mean.

by Ricky Todd October 3, 2007

Bob Marley To The Left

Bob Marley To The Left is the rule used when smoking ganja, if you call this rule the blunt, joint, bong, pipe etc. rotation will go to the left after the first person takes their hit

kid on the right: Hey i put $10 on it, i get second hit
kid on the left: Bob Marley To The Left bro my hit

by Kevin Nivek July 1, 2011

bob marley's tit mouse

A mouse that lives in a tit, but this one is specifically bob marley's.

Wow did you see bob Marley's tit mouse? Yeah that's a really ripe one!

by Sally666lol June 27, 2016

bob marley blunt

it isn't a small blunt but a hella BIG BLUNT. Simalar to the ones bob marley hemslef used to roll, they are usually very wide at the end

DEEVO: yo dMO that bob marley blunt you rolled fucked me up royaly.
dMO: yea man that was a killa bob marley blunt.

by DEEVO August 11, 2006

Bob Marley Air Freshener

The smell of burning marijuana in the air

Detective Green said that he would forget about the Bob Marley Air Freshener if you give it up where the suspect went.

by monkeyspank December 24, 2008